Mierda Chon

Holdings

A LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY

Minimalist dark-themed abstract geometric shapes forming a subtle institutional pattern.
Minimalist dark-themed abstract geometric shapes forming a subtle institutional pattern.

Hello! Mierda Chon Holdings, also known as MCH, is a small private holding company formed in late 2023. Chon, Klingon for 'hunt,' makes this company, to our knowledge, the only shit-hunt holding company in the United States (and likely the world). A proud and deeply unnecessary distinction.

Accidental branding is sometimes better than the polished version.

MCH holds a diverse portfolio of intellectual property, brand assets, domains, research materials, software projects, and private concepts in active development.

MCH maintains interests across practical professional services, digital infrastructure, artificial intelligence research, botanical research, and selected experimental projects.

We hold things.
We build things.
We stamp things.
Sometimes they work.
Sometimes they become documentation.
Eventually, some of them may become useful.

digital experiments
strategic holdings
Professional Services
Notary, signing-agent, document execution, identity verification, and administrative support work.
Strategic Assets
Domains, business materials, project files, plant material, brand assets, and other holdings maintained for future use.
Software Development
Websites, tools, automation projects, AI workflows, infrastructure experiments, and practical digital systems.
Intellectual Property
Brand concepts, written materials, creative work, research notes, documentation, and other original assets.

Assets held

Select Current Projects

Personal Training Client Management System (v2.3)

HR & Recruiting

The BEST CLI Coding App you'll ever need

3:14 plugins complete. 2027 release.

Neurodivergent Productivity Support

assets maintained for value and interest

Currently in UAT. Planned for future SaaS release.

Multiple applications at various stages.

Get in touch

Questions, comments, ideas, proposals, hatemail? We're all ears!
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